Just for laughes

A lady in black tudong walk pass a row of pubs when a drunk stumbles out, see her and punches her in the face.
Before she can scream.
He lands her a quick jab and finishes with an uppercut.
She goes down and the drunk starts kicking herin the sides.
A few of his friends walk out of the pub and as they pull him off.
He yelled, "You are not so tough are you! Batman?"

Just for laughes

A couple is standing in line at a Macdonald waiting to order their food.

There is a big sign posted at the front: No bills larger than $10 will be accepted.

The woman in front of them, pointing at the sign and said, "Believe me, if I have a bill larger than $10, I'm sure wouldn't be eating here!"

Salute To Mardan Mamat

Osim Singapore Master Winner!

WHAT' S GOLF
Golf is like a love affair
If you don ' t take it seriously, it' s fun
If you take it seriously, It' s going to be heart-ache.

Golf is a lot of walking
broken up with lots of disappointments.

Bush HARD on India.

Both Bush and Indian PM Singh met up during the recent Nuclear talks.

Bush: " Well, since we are done with the signing let me continue with we I love best."
Singh: " Wats that then?"
Bush: " I sense that you have put on a very nice Cologne! Yum...."
Singh: " Its really nothing, just apply oil to ur hair every two week and keep them neat under the turban, the fragrance will be produced by itself!!"
Bush: " Well its very unique, what is it called."
Singh: " Its Air India!"