Hi guys, this is a real one.
There was this phirang guy we knew who was visiting Delhi.
Being a newbie, hewas advised by everyone against travelling by Delhi Transport Company. However, adventurous as hewas, he boarded a DTC bus one day and much to his consternation, noticed the following on the back of the seat:
Look under your seat! There WOULD be a bomb! Raise Alarm! To earn AWARD!
This was his first ever DTC ride, and needless to say, his last one!
Monday, May 29, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Just for Laughes
An American was on Air Indian on the way to Delhli. Thinking that the journey is a long one he turn to an indian passenger, trying to start a conversation.
"Hi, who r u? U from India?" The Indian man felt disturbed...
And he replied, "Do you know how to talk about shit?"
The American said, "I rather not talk about such topic its not nice mentioning them here!"
The Indian shouted, "If you can't talk SHIT with me how can we continue our discussion on Nuclear Warheads?"
"Hi, who r u? U from India?" The Indian man felt disturbed...
And he replied, "Do you know how to talk about shit?"
The American said, "I rather not talk about such topic its not nice mentioning them here!"
The Indian shouted, "If you can't talk SHIT with me how can we continue our discussion on Nuclear Warheads?"
Friday, May 12, 2006
Just for Laughes
Ken visits his family friend, Ali's house who suffered a broken leg.
His friend said,"My feet are cold, pal. Can you go upstairs and fetch my slippers pls?"
Ken went up and there are his friend's gorgeous 19 year old twin daugthers in bed.
"Hi girls. Your dad sent me up here to slag you both," said Ken.
The first daugther says,"That's not true!"
"Yes it is!", says Ken, "I'll prove it."
So, Ken yells down to Ali," Both of them?"
His friend, Ali yells back,"Of Course both of them!"
His friend said,"My feet are cold, pal. Can you go upstairs and fetch my slippers pls?"
Ken went up and there are his friend's gorgeous 19 year old twin daugthers in bed.
"Hi girls. Your dad sent me up here to slag you both," said Ken.
The first daugther says,"That's not true!"
"Yes it is!", says Ken, "I'll prove it."
So, Ken yells down to Ali," Both of them?"
His friend, Ali yells back,"Of Course both of them!"
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Be WHITE
Two Pakie's see an advertisement in a window, reading "be white for $10" . They both want to become white as they believe they will no longer be subject to racial abuse.
As only one of them has any money, he agrees to try it and if it's good, he'll lend the other Pakie $10. He goes into the shop, while the other waits outside. After an hour or so, the Pakie who went to have is skin changed to white comes out looking really good and white.
The other Pakie then says "wow that really worked, can you lend me $10 so I can be white as well".
His friend turns round and says "fuck off you Pakie" and walks off.
As only one of them has any money, he agrees to try it and if it's good, he'll lend the other Pakie $10. He goes into the shop, while the other waits outside. After an hour or so, the Pakie who went to have is skin changed to white comes out looking really good and white.
The other Pakie then says "wow that really worked, can you lend me $10 so I can be white as well".
His friend turns round and says "fuck off you Pakie" and walks off.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Just for Laughes
If the Titanic was made in India:
10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
8) By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.
7) It's seven and half-hours long.
6) The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".
5) Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.
4) The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.
3) None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
2) They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
1) Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think abou it.
AND
Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!
PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.
10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
8) By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.
7) It's seven and half-hours long.
6) The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".
5) Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.
4) The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.
3) None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
2) They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
1) Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think abou it.
AND
Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!
PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.
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