Just for Laughes

Little Mamu says to his mother, "Mommy, I have to go and wee wee."

The mother replies back, " Would you like Mommy to take you to the toilet?"

The little boy responds back, "No, let grandma... her hand shakes a lot!"

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No wonder their airlines make money!

Just For Laughes

Just before takeoff on a commercial flight, a stewardess asked Little Ali to make sure his seat belt was fastened.

"Superman don't need no seat belt," he protested.

She answered: "Superman doesn't have a name called Ali, neither does He need to travel in an airplane." He fastened it.