The SPORE Proverb

One man's urine is another man's drinking water.
Citizens should be seen and not heard.
You pay millions, you still get monkeys!
We pay monkeys to get peanuts.
After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer
has the job of budgeting the balance.
Cleanliness is next to a Corrective Work Order.
The early bird catches the Hello Kitty.
Familiarity breeds people who might borrow money from you.
Where there's a will, there's a potential lawsuit.
Absence makes the man a quitter.
A land that rewards foreign talents over locals, will soon be foreign of talents locally, and eventually be foreign of talents totally.
What goes up can never come down: Law of GST and PTC.
You can lead a citizen to Newater, and you can force him to drink.
One good hike deserves another.
Every big hike starts with a small hike.
Lightning can strike twice if you suay-suay defame the wrong person.
A bird in the hand is cheaper than going Geylang.
No news is SPH news.
Make hay while the mee boils.
Old soldiers never die; they merely become insurance agents.
Two's company, but three's a GRC!

Top Indians In Singapore

C.V. Devan Nair - The drunk n womanizer
Sellapan Ramanathan - the prataman
S. Rajaratnam - The wise man
Shunmugam Jayakumar - the hard lawyer

Indian Singaporeans have generally been well represented, if not over-represented, in the nation's political leadership, including both the ruling People's Action Party (PAP) as well as opposition parties. Indians have served as two out of six Presidents of Singapore, one out of three Senior Ministers, two out of nine Deputy Prime Ministers and Ministers of several key ministries.

Just for Laughes

Siti gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" she asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
Siti rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy!
Aunt Manai is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"
Siti slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the
bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough,there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bitch," she screams.
"My husband's having a heart attack, and
you're running around naked scaring the kids!!"