Jokes on Mat

If Singaporeans eat maggi mee and Indonesians eat indomee, then what do Malaysians eat?
Sodomee

Where is a Malay's favourite shopping spot?
Matro

What is a Malay's favourite tv show?
Ali Matbeal

What do you call a small, cheap Malay?
Econ mini mat

What do you call a Mat driving a police car?
A stupid car thief.

What do you call a Mat driving a Nissan (or any non-luxury car)?
A car thief.

When a normal female kills her foetus, it's called abortion.
What is it called when a Minah does the same thing?
Drug abuse prevention.

What do you call a young Mat ?
Mini Mat

What do you call a Mat bungee jumping?
Mat-Yo Yo

How do you confuse a Mat?
Put him in a circular room and ask him to relac one corner.

What do you call a Mat flying first class in an airplane throwing his weight around?
A hijacker.

What do you call a Mat driving a Porsche/Ferrari/Alpha Romeo that he bought with his own hard earned money?
A figment of your wildest imagination.

What do you call a Mat who's peddling a bicycle?
Also a Thief.

What do you call a Mat who's driving a Datsun 121?
Thief.

What do you call a Mat who's driving a Mercedes Benz?
Ahmad. (Chauffeur)

What do you call a Mat lawyer?
Matlock!