Thursday, November 03, 2005

Just for Laughes

Perhaps the hair is the only straight thing about a Chinese. (Although one of my body parts can assure you that this is not true).

If a Chinese goes to Antarctica, he’ll probably dig out the ice, operate a new ice selling business, and con the Eskimos into buying it.

Never be punctual for a Chinese wedding, because God forbid a Chinese wedding to start on time. Never give a red packet consists less than $50, because they will have a book to record it, and will announce your stinginess to the world.

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