Just for laughes

Ram, Shaam and Billu, three friends, died and went up to God. God said
that they could stay in Heaven only if they did not eat the apples from
the sacred tree.

After a while, Ram got greedy and ate an apple. God summoned him. Ram
said, 'God please forgive me and let me stay in heaven.' God replied,
'OK, but you will have to sleep with your new wife every 12 hours.' Ram
was happy only to find his new wife was uglier than a frog.

Meanwhile, Shaam also ate an apple thinking God was too busy but he too
was summoned. God said, 'Shaam, I did not expect this from you, but you
have to be punished. You have to sleep with your wife every 6 hours.'
Shaam's wife was uglier than the Ram's wife.

Billu was happy in heaven and never dared go near the tree. One day he
was summoned by God and Billu was scared. God pointed to a beautiful
woman and said, 'This is your wife and you can sleep with her anytime.'

Billu replied, 'But I have done nothing good to deserve this beautiful
woman.'

God says, 'Yes, but this time, she ate the apple!'