Subject: Church Organist
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never beenmarried. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into herquaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glassbowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the waterfloated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor triedto stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "MissBeatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing tothe bowl.
"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the parka few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. Thedirections said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it wouldprevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"....
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