Just For Laughes

Xiao Xin needed $100 very badly and his mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they opened it up, and decided to send it to the President Ah Bian.

Ah Bian was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the Xiao Xin $5. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

Xiao Xin was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you letter to God which reads as follows: Dear God, Thank you so very much for sending me the money. I noticed you sent it through The Central Government. As usual those bastards deducted $95 as tax.

La Pi Xiao Xin

In class today, the teacher was discussing starvation. So she asked volunteers to come up to the chalkboard to draw their own idea of starvation. But she knew better than to call on Xiao Xin because , well to put it lightly, Xiao Xin was a nuisance.

Although Xiao Xin was the only kid in class with his hand up the teacher called on Jose. So Jose goes up and draws a round circle on the board and a bunch of dots in the circle.

The teacher asks him, "What is that, Jose?" And he says, "starvation is when all you have for dinner is a bunch of peas..."The teacher says, "That's great Jose, but not quite what I'm looking for"

She begins to seek another volunteer, even though Xiao Xin is the only one with his hand up she calls on Suzy. Suzy goes up and draws a circle and only puts 2 dots in it, and explains to the teacher that starvation is only having two peas for dinner. and again the teacher says, "Well that s great but not what were looking for"... So finally she calls on Xiao Xin even though she knows she'll regret it.

Xiao Xin comes up and draws a big circle and draws a bunch of skribbly lines in it and the teach is thinking,,, well here it comes ,,,,,,,, she says, "O.K. Xiao Xin, tell us what's your idea of starvation is".

And Xiao Xin says "WELL, TEACHER ,,,, THIS CIRCLE IS A BIG ASSHOLE,,,, AND ALL THESE SKRIBBLES ARE COB-WEBS"

Ha Ha

Little Indejit and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"

Grandpa replies back, "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" Little Indejit responds, "No." "Then you can't have one."

A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "Can I have one of those?"
Grandpa says, "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" Little Indejit responds "No." "Then you can't have one."

Later on, grandpa and grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but little Indejit says, "I just won $50,000!" Grandpa says, "Great, your going to split that with me, right?"

The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" "Yes," says grandpa. "Then go fuck yourself."

Just for Laughes

Little Ali was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Ali, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"

"None.", replied Ali. "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Ali said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone and the third sucking the cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Ali, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."