In class today, the teacher was discussing starvation. So she asked volunteers to come up to the chalkboard to draw their own idea of starvation. But she knew better than to call on Xiao Xin because , well to put it lightly, Xiao Xin was a nuisance.
Although Xiao Xin was the only kid in class with his hand up the teacher called on Jose. So Jose goes up and draws a round circle on the board and a bunch of dots in the circle.
The teacher asks him, "What is that, Jose?" And he says, "starvation is when all you have for dinner is a bunch of peas..."The teacher says, "That's great Jose, but not quite what I'm looking for"
She begins to seek another volunteer, even though Xiao Xin is the only one with his hand up she calls on Suzy. Suzy goes up and draws a circle and only puts 2 dots in it, and explains to the teacher that starvation is only having two peas for dinner. and again the teacher says, "Well that s great but not what were looking for"... So finally she calls on Xiao Xin even though she knows she'll regret it.
Xiao Xin comes up and draws a big circle and draws a bunch of skribbly lines in it and the teach is thinking,,, well here it comes ,,,,,,,, she says, "O.K. Xiao Xin, tell us what's your idea of starvation is".
And Xiao Xin says "WELL, TEACHER ,,,, THIS CIRCLE IS A BIG ASSHOLE,,,, AND ALL THESE SKRIBBLES ARE COB-WEBS"
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