Just for Laughes

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave.

The Jews realized that they had no other choice. So they picked a Rabbi to represent them.
The Rabbi asked for one condition to be added to the debate. "To make it more interesting", he said, "neither side would be allowed to talk."

The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came. The Rabbi and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.

The Pope raised his hand and showed three fihgers. The Rabbi looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in acircle around his head. The Rabbi pointed to the ground at where he sat. The Pope pulled out aloaf and a glass of wine. The Rabbi pulled out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man is too good. The Jews can Stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represnt the Holy Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is one God common to both out religions."

"Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God is all around us."He responded by pointing to the ground showing "God is also right here with us."

"I pull out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything.

"What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Jewish community had crowded around the Rabbi. "What Happened?" They asked.

"Well," said the Rabbi, "First he indicated to me that all the Jews had 3 days to get out of here. I indicated to him to fuck off and that not one of us would be leaving. Then he pointed out that this whole city would be cleared of Jews.

I showed him that we are staying right here." "Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.

"I don't know", said the Rabbi, "He suddenly took out his lunch and I took out mine!!!"

Super Singh Jr

A first grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students studying at YPS Patiala.

The teacher asked, "Singh Jr, Wats your problem?"

Sungh Jr answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My Sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her! So I think I should be in the third grade too!"

Ms Neelamhad enough. She took Singh Jr to the principal's office. While Singh Jr waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer an of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.

Singh Jr was bought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 X 3?"
Singh Jr: "9".
Principal: "What is 9 X 9?"
Singh Jr: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Singh Jr can go to the third grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions . Can I ask him?"

The principal an Singh Jr both agree.

Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Singh Jr: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Singh Jr: "Pull his Pants"
Ms Neelam: "What stars with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contain thin whitish liquid?
Singh Jr: "Coconut."
Ms Neelam: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer....
Singh Jr: " Bubblegum."
Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Singh Jr: "Shake hands."
Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I " sort of questions, OK?"
Singh Jr: "Yap"
Ms Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Singh Jr: "Tent."
Ms Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The principal was looking restless, abit tense and took one large Patiala Volka peg.
Singh Jr: "Wedding Ring."
Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Singh Jr: "Nose."
Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Singh Jr: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send Him Delhi University, I got the last few wrong myself!"

$50 Indian Gays in Little India

Foreign workers caught moonlighting as sex workers

EVERYBODY has heard about women from China soliciting for sex in the red-light district at Geylang and at massage parlours.

But a different form of the crime is also taking place in Little India, this time involving men.
Tonight, Get Rea! — Channel NewsAsia's current affairs programme — kicks off its fifth season with an exclusive report on the male foreign workers involved in such activities at the heart of Serangoon Road. A lot of the action is said to take place near popular shopping areas.

Get Rea! went undercover to see if the story was true. Its undercover agent, Sam, approached some of these men, known on the street as $50 men. One asked him whether he wanted to go and have sex in a room for $50.

Eventually, Sam struck a "deal" with the man for $45. The man told Sam he was a construction worker by day.

According to sources, some of these men are unaware that what they are doing is against the law, although several have already been caught.

From June to August, more than 10 men — including foreigners — have been caught and charged with soliciting in the Little India area.

If convicted of soliciting in a public place, they face a fine of up to $2,000, a jail term of up to six months, or both.