Super Singh Jr

A first grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students studying at YPS Patiala.

The teacher asked, "Singh Jr, Wats your problem?"

Sungh Jr answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My Sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her! So I think I should be in the third grade too!"

Ms Neelamhad enough. She took Singh Jr to the principal's office. While Singh Jr waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer an of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.

Singh Jr was bought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 X 3?"
Singh Jr: "9".
Principal: "What is 9 X 9?"
Singh Jr: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Singh Jr can go to the third grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions . Can I ask him?"

The principal an Singh Jr both agree.

Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Singh Jr: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Singh Jr: "Pull his Pants"
Ms Neelam: "What stars with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contain thin whitish liquid?
Singh Jr: "Coconut."
Ms Neelam: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer....
Singh Jr: " Bubblegum."
Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Singh Jr: "Shake hands."
Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I " sort of questions, OK?"
Singh Jr: "Yap"
Ms Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Singh Jr: "Tent."
Ms Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The principal was looking restless, abit tense and took one large Patiala Volka peg.
Singh Jr: "Wedding Ring."
Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Singh Jr: "Nose."
Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Singh Jr: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send Him Delhi University, I got the last few wrong myself!"