Heaven

Little Musa was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."

The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."

"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Musa's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Musa, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"

Little Musa thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.

He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"

Babies

Little Musa was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"
"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent. "The stork brought you to us."
"Oh..." replied Musa. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

Just for Laughes

Little Mamo is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace. Little Mamo not understanding what the dogs are doing asks his father,

"Daddy, what are those two dogs doing? To which the father replies,
"They're making a puppy!"

Later that night Mamo wakes up and walks down the hall to his parents bedroom and catches his mother and father making love. Mamo asks his father,

"Daddy what are you and mommy doing?" To which the father replies,

"Mamo we're making you a little sister." Mamo thinks for a few moments and responds,
"Well, daddy could you roll her over?

I'd rather have a puppy!"

Just for Laughes

Little Mamo's parents divorced and he lived with his mother. One day he heard his mom saying, ' I need a man, I need a man'. He peeped from the keyhole and saw his mom playing with her genitals, saying, " I need a man, I desperately need a man. "

The next week, Little Mamo heard his mom screaming inside her room. To his surprise, he saw a man jumping on her through the keyhole.

He ran to his room and began playing with his little dicky, saying, " I need a bike, I desperately need a bike."

Just for Laughes

Ah Beng, Bhai and Ahmad were convicted of raping an Ang Mo chioh boo and sentenced to death. In mitigation their lawyer said they were first offenders and very remorseful so thejudge said he would be lenient and allow them to choose how they wanted to be put to death; after all, he couldn't double the sentence...

Ah Beng said he want to die like Rambo in a hail of bullets and like a lau hero he faced the firing squad."Ni na beh..." Bang! and he was dead.

Bhai wanted to show his piousness by returning to tradition, so he asked to be hanged naked from a treewith vines and his request was duly granted.

Mat wanted asked for death by lethal injection, but to show he was an "innovative" modern Mat, requested that he be injected with the Aids virus. On the day of execution the doctor told him that he was sorry to have to do this and that it was actually against the Hippocratic oath but he had no choice.

Mat just smiled and whispered "Relac ah, Doc! I won't die. Today I know you coming so I wore condom!"