Ah Beng, Bhai and Ahmad were convicted of raping an Ang Mo chioh boo and sentenced to death. In mitigation their lawyer said they were first offenders and very remorseful so thejudge said he would be lenient and allow them to choose how they wanted to be put to death; after all, he couldn't double the sentence...
Ah Beng said he want to die like Rambo in a hail of bullets and like a lau hero he faced the firing squad."Ni na beh..." Bang! and he was dead.
Bhai wanted to show his piousness by returning to tradition, so he asked to be hanged naked from a treewith vines and his request was duly granted.
Mat wanted asked for death by lethal injection, but to show he was an "innovative" modern Mat, requested that he be injected with the Aids virus. On the day of execution the doctor told him that he was sorry to have to do this and that it was actually against the Hippocratic oath but he had no choice.
Mat just smiled and whispered "Relac ah, Doc! I won't die. Today I know you coming so I wore condom!"
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