Just for Laughes

A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and amagical genie Singh with a turban appearedand said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.."

The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like aChinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hairjelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand.As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his ownreflection.

Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion.The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained "Are youdeaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become aChinaman!"

I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way tobecome rich..."
The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do youwant then, Muthu?"To which Muthu quickly replied "I just want to be rich and I don't want towork!"

Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...

Ah neh Meets Chee nah

Just for Laughes

What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese mandriving a BMW?
A pimp.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay mandriving a BMW?
Ahmad.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian mandriving a BMW?
A car jockey.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai drivinga BMW?
A car repossessor.

Just for Laughes

Little Manu asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Manu then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?" To this, the mother says, "you shouldn't ask that" and then sends him to his room.

On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out. The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!!!"

Ha Ha

What do you get when you put 100 Chinamen under a printing press? The Yellow Pages

What do you get when you put 100 Indians under a printing press? Ayear's supply of carbon paper.

Pros

Little Musa was playing outside the local brothel with his schoolmate. They were too innocent to know what went on inside, but saw several men walk up, knock on the front door, and hand over $50 to the madam who greeted them, and then let them inside. Each man later came out with pleasant smiles on their faces.

The little boys' curiosity was aroused, so they managed to come with $1 between them two.

They went over and knocked on the door. The madam answered, asked them what they wanted, and, not knowing what to say, the boys merely handed over the $1. The madam took them inside, grabbed them by their necks, banged their heads together, and tossed them back out the door.

Little Musa sat up, rubbed his head and said to his schoolmate, "I sure am glad we didn't have $50! $1 worth of that is about all I could stand!"