A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and amagical genie Singh with a turban appearedand said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.."
The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like aChinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hairjelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand.As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his ownreflection.
Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion.The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained "Are youdeaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become aChinaman!"
I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way tobecome rich..."
The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do youwant then, Muthu?"To which Muthu quickly replied "I just want to be rich and I don't want towork!"
Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...
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