A farmer is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his brother and says, "Bro, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bummer of my truck. He's still wriggling � what should I do?''
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farmer agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Brother, I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Bro snapped.
"The blue light on his bike is still flashing!"
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