Singh Combo Jokes

Q: Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore?
A: Because they like to deal in Sing dollars.

Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers?
A: Because when you enter their shop to buy something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee.

Did you hear about the Sikh ambulance?
Its siren goes Babu, Babu, Babu... Baryee...Baryee...

What do u call a Bhai who wants to make a U-turn?
Kebelakangpu Singh

What do you call a Sikh driving a flashy red BMW who cuts into your lane?
Tiu Lei Ah Singh.

What about the Sikh who likes tao hway chwee?
Yeo Hiap Singh.

What do you call a Sikh who can swim underwater?
Kuldip Singh Gill.

What do you call a Bhai in a swimming pool?
Kuldip Singh!

What do you call a Bhai who drinks only beer?
Jasbir Singh.

What is the study of young bhais?
Microbhailogy.

What was Mrs. Singh called when she acted in a porno movie?
Hard Kaur!

What was Mrs. Singh called when she posed for Playboy?
Bohcheng Kaur1

What was Mrs. Singh called when she joined a Cantonese criminal gang?
Dai Kaur!

What do you call a Bhai wife-abuser?
Rotten to the Kaur!

What was the Six Million Dollar Bhai also called?
The Bhai-onic man!

What do you call a Bhai doctor?
Tantock Singh!

What do you call a Bhai in shock?
Surpri Singh!

What do you call a Bhai who comes to visit you every three days?
Sarjit Singh!

What do you call an idle Bhai?
Relac Singh!

What do you call a Bhai who keeps turning round in circles?
Pu Singh (pusing)

What do you call a Bhai who's lost?
Mis Singh!

What do you call a Bhai who lives between Singapore and Kuantan?
Mer Singh!

What do you call a Bhai who's coming only tomorrow?
Mahjit Singh!

What do you call an alcoholic Bhai?
Jagbir Singh!

What do you call a unique Bhai?
Justwan Singh!

What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs?
Gin Singh!

What do you call a Bhai with only one testicle?
Balwant Singh!

What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope?
Balan Singh!

What do you call a Bhai who celebrates Mother's Day?
Amarjit Singh!

What is the official mode of transport for Bhais?
Bhaicycles!

What do you call a young Bhai?
A Singh-let!

What heart surgery procedure did Mr. Singh undergo?
A bhaipass.

What is the study of Sikhs called?
Bhai-ology

Just Passing Through

A Sikh was on his way to B.Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The owner comes out angrily:
Owner: Hey, do you know you are trespassing?
Sikh: No, I'm Jaspar Singh.


How Singapore Got Its Name

When Raffles sailed up the Singapore River for the first time, he saw a Malay woman taking a bath in the river. She had left her clothes on the river bank. As Raffles sailed by, he saw a bhai sneak up and steal her clothes. The upset woman started shouting after the thief, "Singh kapoh! Singh kapoh!"