(its short buthilarious)
One very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way throughthe entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Kmart, nice Children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest isseven.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think theylook alike, you c**khead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, " but I just can't believe anyonewould actually f**k you twice!"
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