Just for Laughes

Ahmad , Muthu and Ali

Ahmad died in a fire and his body was so
badly burnt that the morgue needed
someone to identify the body. They called
up his two best friends, Ali and Muthu.

Ali went in first and the mortician
pulled back the sheet. Ali said,"Wah,
he's very barbecued like 'char siu'. Please
roll him over, and I will tell you whether
if he's my friend Ahmad or not."

The mortician rolled the body over and Ali
looked at his ass and immediately
said, "No-lah, that isn't Ahmad."
The mortician was puzzled but didn't say anything.

He then went and got Muthu to inspect the body.
Muthu looked closely and said,"Yes, it is
true he's burnt very badly, but roll him
over and I'll see if he's my friend Ahmad."

Again the mortician rolled the body over and
Muthu looked down at the ass and said, "Oh
thank goodness, this is not Ahmad!!"

The mortician was extremely puzzled, and
unable to stand it any longer, he asked,
"Okay, you have to tell me now - how can
you and Ali tell whether it is Ahmad
just by looking at the ass?"

Muthu replied, "It's simple really. Well
you see, Ahmad had two assholes!"
"What?!!" the mortician said with disbelief,
"He had two assholes?!!"
"Oh yes! Everyone in Penang Road knows
this because everytime the three of us
go out, people always say, "Here comes
Ahmad with the two assholes."