Friday, January 13, 2006

Just for Laughes

A guy was walking down Arab street when he sees a woman with
perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?" she replies, and starts to walk away. He says,
"You wouldn't let me do it for even $1,000?" "Listen, sir, I'm not
that kind of woman. Got it?"
He says, "How about $10,000?" The woman thinks about this for
awhile and says, "You'll pay me $10,000 to bite my breasts?" He nods.
She reluctantly says, "Let's go to that dark alley over there."
They go to the alley and she takes off her blouse. The guy begins caressing her breasts, kissing them, and fondling them.
Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you going to
bite them, or what?"

"Nah," he replies. "Too expensive!"

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