Ah Neh and his two friends are talking in a bar.
His first friend says,"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day, I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they definitely weren't mine."
His second friend says, " I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day, I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Ah Neh says,"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friends stop drinking and look at him with utter disblief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day, I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
