1) A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form.
He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
U know y?
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
2) Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3) Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth....... ......... .
WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"!
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