Little Musa just returned from school.
Little Musa: Mother I need to know what is sex?
Mother: Taken aback by the question but she does not want to disappoint the child. So she explains to the girl about sex for about an hour - how baby is created, marriage and making love.
Musa: After hearing her mother talk, she starts to cry.
Mother: Why are you crying?
Musa: Mum I don't know how to summarise all that you have said in this application which only has two answers for SEX: MALE / FEMALE.
Mother: Ah......!
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
So Wats Politics?
Little Musa goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So little Musa goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, little Musa says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
Little Musa replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So little Musa goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, little Musa says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
Little Musa replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Just for Laughes
Sex Education
A third grade teacher told her class, "Children, we are going to begin to study a little sex education. Tonight, girls, your first assignment will be to find out from your parents how to avoid getting pregnant. For you boys, your assignment will be to go home and find out what a penis is."
So little Musa goes home and asks his father, "Daddy, what is a penis?"
The father pulls down his pants and points proudly saying, "Son, that is a perfect penis."
The next day, when Musa gets to school, his best friend runs up to him on the playground and says to Musa, "I forgot to find out what a penis is! What's a penis!"
Musa tells him, "Come on." So they both go into the boys room and Musa pulls down his pants. He points down and says, "There, if that was a little smaller, it would be a perfect penis!"
A third grade teacher told her class, "Children, we are going to begin to study a little sex education. Tonight, girls, your first assignment will be to find out from your parents how to avoid getting pregnant. For you boys, your assignment will be to go home and find out what a penis is."
So little Musa goes home and asks his father, "Daddy, what is a penis?"
The father pulls down his pants and points proudly saying, "Son, that is a perfect penis."
The next day, when Musa gets to school, his best friend runs up to him on the playground and says to Musa, "I forgot to find out what a penis is! What's a penis!"
Musa tells him, "Come on." So they both go into the boys room and Musa pulls down his pants. He points down and says, "There, if that was a little smaller, it would be a perfect penis!"
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Just for laughes
Double Standards
Little Musa gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my *thumb*"
Little Musa gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my *thumb*"
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
GUESS WAT?
I have one
You have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one
Think...
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Indian usually have long ones
Do you have one?
How long is your one?
Which one is your preferred one?
What you are thinking of?
go down......
>.
>.
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> ?
> ?
> ?
> ?
> ?
> ?
> ?
Answer : its your Surname, what else? !!!!!
You have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one
Think...
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Indian usually have long ones
Do you have one?
How long is your one?
Which one is your preferred one?
What you are thinking of?
go down......
>.
>.
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> ?
> ?
> ?
> ?
> ?
> ?
> ?
Answer : its your Surname, what else? !!!!!
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Just for Laughes
Once during the gulf war, the President of USA, and the Prime Ministers of UK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia.
The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery oftheir own soldiers.
The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!". The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", jumped in to the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his 3-star General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around This ship!". The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", jumped in to the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like gila!(lunatic). After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!".The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"
The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that his soldiers have it too. He called one of his Private, Ah Beng and said"Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!".The Private replied "Oi, you siao(crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condo and I Am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die? If u want toHao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself ! ()&*( #@%.The Singapore PM grinned and said "Now,that's what I call guts!".
The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery oftheir own soldiers.
The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!". The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", jumped in to the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his 3-star General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around This ship!". The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", jumped in to the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like gila!(lunatic). After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!".The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"
The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that his soldiers have it too. He called one of his Private, Ah Beng and said"Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!".The Private replied "Oi, you siao(crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condo and I Am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die? If u want toHao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself ! ()&*( #@%.The Singapore PM grinned and said "Now,that's what I call guts!".
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Just for Laughes
A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and amagical genie Singh with a turban appearedand said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.."
The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like aChinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hairjelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand.As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his ownreflection.
Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion.The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained "Are youdeaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become aChinaman!"
I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way tobecome rich..."
The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do youwant then, Muthu?"To which Muthu quickly replied "I just want to be rich and I don't want towork!"
Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...
The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like aChinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hairjelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand.As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his ownreflection.
Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion.The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained "Are youdeaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become aChinaman!"
I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way tobecome rich..."
The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do youwant then, Muthu?"To which Muthu quickly replied "I just want to be rich and I don't want towork!"
Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...
Friday, November 24, 2006
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Just for Laughes
What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese mandriving a BMW?
A pimp.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay mandriving a BMW?
Ahmad.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian mandriving a BMW?
A car jockey.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai drivinga BMW?
A car repossessor.
A pimp.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay mandriving a BMW?
Ahmad.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian mandriving a BMW?
A car jockey.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai drivinga BMW?
A car repossessor.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Just for Laughes
Little Manu asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Manu then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?" To this, the mother says, "you shouldn't ask that" and then sends him to his room.
On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out. The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!!!"
On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out. The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!!!"
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Ha Ha
What do you get when you put 100 Chinamen under a printing press? The Yellow Pages
What do you get when you put 100 Indians under a printing press? Ayear's supply of carbon paper.
What do you get when you put 100 Indians under a printing press? Ayear's supply of carbon paper.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Pros
Little Musa was playing outside the local brothel with his schoolmate. They were too innocent to know what went on inside, but saw several men walk up, knock on the front door, and hand over $50 to the madam who greeted them, and then let them inside. Each man later came out with pleasant smiles on their faces.
The little boys' curiosity was aroused, so they managed to come with $1 between them two.
They went over and knocked on the door. The madam answered, asked them what they wanted, and, not knowing what to say, the boys merely handed over the $1. The madam took them inside, grabbed them by their necks, banged their heads together, and tossed them back out the door.
Little Musa sat up, rubbed his head and said to his schoolmate, "I sure am glad we didn't have $50! $1 worth of that is about all I could stand!"
The little boys' curiosity was aroused, so they managed to come with $1 between them two.
They went over and knocked on the door. The madam answered, asked them what they wanted, and, not knowing what to say, the boys merely handed over the $1. The madam took them inside, grabbed them by their necks, banged their heads together, and tossed them back out the door.
Little Musa sat up, rubbed his head and said to his schoolmate, "I sure am glad we didn't have $50! $1 worth of that is about all I could stand!"
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Heaven
Little Musa was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."
"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Musa's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Musa, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Little Musa thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.
He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."
"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Musa's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Musa, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Little Musa thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.
He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Babies
Little Musa was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"
"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent. "The stork brought you to us."
"Oh..." replied Musa. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent. "The stork brought you to us."
"Oh..." replied Musa. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Just for Laughes
Little Mamo is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace. Little Mamo not understanding what the dogs are doing asks his father,
"Daddy, what are those two dogs doing? To which the father replies,
"They're making a puppy!"
Later that night Mamo wakes up and walks down the hall to his parents bedroom and catches his mother and father making love. Mamo asks his father,
"Daddy what are you and mommy doing?" To which the father replies,
"Mamo we're making you a little sister." Mamo thinks for a few moments and responds,
"Well, daddy could you roll her over?
I'd rather have a puppy!"
"Daddy, what are those two dogs doing? To which the father replies,
"They're making a puppy!"
Later that night Mamo wakes up and walks down the hall to his parents bedroom and catches his mother and father making love. Mamo asks his father,
"Daddy what are you and mommy doing?" To which the father replies,
"Mamo we're making you a little sister." Mamo thinks for a few moments and responds,
"Well, daddy could you roll her over?
I'd rather have a puppy!"
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Just for Laughes
Little Mamo's parents divorced and he lived with his mother. One day he heard his mom saying, ' I need a man, I need a man'. He peeped from the keyhole and saw his mom playing with her genitals, saying, " I need a man, I desperately need a man. "
The next week, Little Mamo heard his mom screaming inside her room. To his surprise, he saw a man jumping on her through the keyhole.
He ran to his room and began playing with his little dicky, saying, " I need a bike, I desperately need a bike."
The next week, Little Mamo heard his mom screaming inside her room. To his surprise, he saw a man jumping on her through the keyhole.
He ran to his room and began playing with his little dicky, saying, " I need a bike, I desperately need a bike."
Monday, October 02, 2006
Just for Laughes
Ah Beng, Bhai and Ahmad were convicted of raping an Ang Mo chioh boo and sentenced to death. In mitigation their lawyer said they were first offenders and very remorseful so thejudge said he would be lenient and allow them to choose how they wanted to be put to death; after all, he couldn't double the sentence...
Ah Beng said he want to die like Rambo in a hail of bullets and like a lau hero he faced the firing squad."Ni na beh..." Bang! and he was dead.
Bhai wanted to show his piousness by returning to tradition, so he asked to be hanged naked from a treewith vines and his request was duly granted.
Mat wanted asked for death by lethal injection, but to show he was an "innovative" modern Mat, requested that he be injected with the Aids virus. On the day of execution the doctor told him that he was sorry to have to do this and that it was actually against the Hippocratic oath but he had no choice.
Mat just smiled and whispered "Relac ah, Doc! I won't die. Today I know you coming so I wore condom!"
Ah Beng said he want to die like Rambo in a hail of bullets and like a lau hero he faced the firing squad."Ni na beh..." Bang! and he was dead.
Bhai wanted to show his piousness by returning to tradition, so he asked to be hanged naked from a treewith vines and his request was duly granted.
Mat wanted asked for death by lethal injection, but to show he was an "innovative" modern Mat, requested that he be injected with the Aids virus. On the day of execution the doctor told him that he was sorry to have to do this and that it was actually against the Hippocratic oath but he had no choice.
Mat just smiled and whispered "Relac ah, Doc! I won't die. Today I know you coming so I wore condom!"
Friday, September 29, 2006
Just for Laughes
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community.
So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave.
The Jews realized that they had no other choice. So they picked a Rabbi to represent them.
The Rabbi asked for one condition to be added to the debate. "To make it more interesting", he said, "neither side would be allowed to talk."
The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came. The Rabbi and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.
The Pope raised his hand and showed three fihgers. The Rabbi looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in acircle around his head. The Rabbi pointed to the ground at where he sat. The Pope pulled out aloaf and a glass of wine. The Rabbi pulled out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man is too good. The Jews can Stay."
An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represnt the Holy Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is one God common to both out religions."
"Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God is all around us."He responded by pointing to the ground showing "God is also right here with us."
"I pull out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything.
"What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Jewish community had crowded around the Rabbi. "What Happened?" They asked.
"Well," said the Rabbi, "First he indicated to me that all the Jews had 3 days to get out of here. I indicated to him to fuck off and that not one of us would be leaving. Then he pointed out that this whole city would be cleared of Jews.
I showed him that we are staying right here." "Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.
"I don't know", said the Rabbi, "He suddenly took out his lunch and I took out mine!!!"
So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave.
The Jews realized that they had no other choice. So they picked a Rabbi to represent them.
The Rabbi asked for one condition to be added to the debate. "To make it more interesting", he said, "neither side would be allowed to talk."
The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came. The Rabbi and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.
The Pope raised his hand and showed three fihgers. The Rabbi looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in acircle around his head. The Rabbi pointed to the ground at where he sat. The Pope pulled out aloaf and a glass of wine. The Rabbi pulled out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man is too good. The Jews can Stay."
An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represnt the Holy Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is one God common to both out religions."
"Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God is all around us."He responded by pointing to the ground showing "God is also right here with us."
"I pull out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything.
"What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Jewish community had crowded around the Rabbi. "What Happened?" They asked.
"Well," said the Rabbi, "First he indicated to me that all the Jews had 3 days to get out of here. I indicated to him to fuck off and that not one of us would be leaving. Then he pointed out that this whole city would be cleared of Jews.
I showed him that we are staying right here." "Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.
"I don't know", said the Rabbi, "He suddenly took out his lunch and I took out mine!!!"
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Super Singh Jr
A first grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students studying at YPS Patiala.
The teacher asked, "Singh Jr, Wats your problem?"
Sungh Jr answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My Sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her! So I think I should be in the third grade too!"
Ms Neelamhad enough. She took Singh Jr to the principal's office. While Singh Jr waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer an of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.
Singh Jr was bought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 X 3?"
Singh Jr: "9".
Principal: "What is 9 X 9?"
Singh Jr: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Singh Jr can go to the third grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions . Can I ask him?"
The principal an Singh Jr both agree.
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Singh Jr: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Singh Jr: "Pull his Pants"
Ms Neelam: "What stars with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contain thin whitish liquid?
Singh Jr: "Coconut."
Ms Neelam: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer....
Singh Jr: " Bubblegum."
Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Singh Jr: "Shake hands."
Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I " sort of questions, OK?"
Singh Jr: "Yap"
Ms Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Singh Jr: "Tent."
Ms Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The principal was looking restless, abit tense and took one large Patiala Volka peg.
Singh Jr: "Wedding Ring."
Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Singh Jr: "Nose."
Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Singh Jr: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send Him Delhi University, I got the last few wrong myself!"
The teacher asked, "Singh Jr, Wats your problem?"
Sungh Jr answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My Sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her! So I think I should be in the third grade too!"
Ms Neelamhad enough. She took Singh Jr to the principal's office. While Singh Jr waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer an of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.
Singh Jr was bought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 X 3?"
Singh Jr: "9".
Principal: "What is 9 X 9?"
Singh Jr: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Singh Jr can go to the third grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions . Can I ask him?"
The principal an Singh Jr both agree.
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Singh Jr: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Singh Jr: "Pull his Pants"
Ms Neelam: "What stars with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contain thin whitish liquid?
Singh Jr: "Coconut."
Ms Neelam: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer....
Singh Jr: " Bubblegum."
Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Singh Jr: "Shake hands."
Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I " sort of questions, OK?"
Singh Jr: "Yap"
Ms Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Singh Jr: "Tent."
Ms Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The principal was looking restless, abit tense and took one large Patiala Volka peg.
Singh Jr: "Wedding Ring."
Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Singh Jr: "Nose."
Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Singh Jr: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send Him Delhi University, I got the last few wrong myself!"
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
$50 Indian Gays in Little India
Foreign workers caught moonlighting as sex workers
EVERYBODY has heard about women from China soliciting for sex in the red-light district at Geylang and at massage parlours.
But a different form of the crime is also taking place in Little India, this time involving men.
Tonight, Get Rea! — Channel NewsAsia's current affairs programme — kicks off its fifth season with an exclusive report on the male foreign workers involved in such activities at the heart of Serangoon Road. A lot of the action is said to take place near popular shopping areas.
Get Rea! went undercover to see if the story was true. Its undercover agent, Sam, approached some of these men, known on the street as $50 men. One asked him whether he wanted to go and have sex in a room for $50.
Eventually, Sam struck a "deal" with the man for $45. The man told Sam he was a construction worker by day.
According to sources, some of these men are unaware that what they are doing is against the law, although several have already been caught.
From June to August, more than 10 men — including foreigners — have been caught and charged with soliciting in the Little India area.
If convicted of soliciting in a public place, they face a fine of up to $2,000, a jail term of up to six months, or both.
EVERYBODY has heard about women from China soliciting for sex in the red-light district at Geylang and at massage parlours.
But a different form of the crime is also taking place in Little India, this time involving men.
Tonight, Get Rea! — Channel NewsAsia's current affairs programme — kicks off its fifth season with an exclusive report on the male foreign workers involved in such activities at the heart of Serangoon Road. A lot of the action is said to take place near popular shopping areas.
Get Rea! went undercover to see if the story was true. Its undercover agent, Sam, approached some of these men, known on the street as $50 men. One asked him whether he wanted to go and have sex in a room for $50.
Eventually, Sam struck a "deal" with the man for $45. The man told Sam he was a construction worker by day.
According to sources, some of these men are unaware that what they are doing is against the law, although several have already been caught.
From June to August, more than 10 men — including foreigners — have been caught and charged with soliciting in the Little India area.
If convicted of soliciting in a public place, they face a fine of up to $2,000, a jail term of up to six months, or both.
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